Steve Dice
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You don’t go to Costco to save money, you go so you have an excuse to buy a box of instant ramen.
3·7 天前My TV controller has a dedicated Netflix button. Around 2 months ago I sat on it and it started playing a movie. Turns out “meh, it seems about right” is not a good way to check your credit card statements.
Don’t worry, we all went through that phase.
Don’t worry, buddy. You’ll get there.
1·7 天前I’m not sure if this is a sex joke.
It’s Ubuntu for people who think Ubuntu is for noobs. A little bit further ahead, you find Ubuntu again.
Ubuntu and Mint need to be repeated on the far right (the actual Sesame Street definition of “right”, not Nazis)
“Locally straight” is just a mathsy way of saying “it’s straight if you zoom in a bunch”.
4·8 天前I can see it already:
() Just Google Play (safe)
() Verified apps (not recommended)
click on Advanced settings
() All sources (Unsafe. Will probably kill your cat and burn down your house)
tick the box
Are you sure?
click yes
ARE YOU SURE?
click yes again
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE?
wait for the 30 seconds timer to count down
click yes
( ) I do not love my cat and want him to die.
tick the box
( ) I accept the very real risk of my house burning down
tick the box
Please wait 24 hours for the change to apply. You can reverse it at any time from this menu.
get spammed every hour for the next 24 hours with notifications asking me to fix my security settings
get a bigass ⚠️ every time I turn on the phone
every once in a while the change just straight up reverses and I have to do it all over again
That sounds like a misconception based on the misconception that the Planck Length is the smallest distance possible. Admittedly, I dropped out of physics 10 years ago so I might have no idea what I’m talking about.
About half the time and an easier addition? Metric wins again.
Am I the only one who thought that was a really shiny grasshopper?
And this is how I learned about the shutting down of NSW2U
People don’t like to talk about this after they’ve dropped 50k on a toy but nobody actually likes driving. If a city is built so you don’t need to drive, very few actually will.
I don’t know if MAGA specifically, but it’s always been far right so…
Holy whataboutism, Batman.
Yeah, but then I pull it back as I’m falling.
Do you play games? If so, do you really not see the jaggies?
Well, there’s boxes of other things I definitely for sure 100% need to buy