Steve Dice

I merely want to hang black people from trees while wearing a white robe! Why does THE LEFT have to be so intolerant?!

I love how they always portray projects like this as “politically polarizing”. You look inside and it’s always just plain old not-polarizing misogyny. Really shows where this “news” outlets stand.

Hell, nah. Pineapple and kiwi on pizza are the same category.

Nobody said it does. OP said “buy an old car without all of this shit even though it won’t be electric or suck it up”

We should start packing nitroglycerin into kids backpacks to force drivers to be more careful. Sure, some kids would die unnecessarily but dead children seems to be a price Americans are very willing to pay.

Probably still more ethical than McDonald’s

Wasn’t he supposed to be off drugs?

Back in my early years of uni, we had one of those tests in which every question depends on the previous answer and we had to round every answer to two significant figures. For some stupid reason, a friend and I decided to also use the rounded figure when inputting the values into the next question instead of working algebraically. By the last question, we were off by like 5.

Just a couple of days ago I had to bang on the hood of a car to get the driver to notice me. I swear to god they get stupider and even more entitled every day.

It’s moving 1 km/s, though.

Why, yes I am. Why? You single?

Done! Now what do I do about the closet full of Amazon boxes?

Horse woman as in “she likes horses” or “she’s half horse”?

That sounds like a much bigger problem than mandatory insurance.

Do not make me find the pic of The Dude.

“When he woke up, the dinosaur was still there.”

From The Dinosaur by Augusto Monterroso.

It’s the opening like, the closing line and everything in between.

Kinda the point. It’s supposed to drill into your head how everything in that period was taken to the extremes by taking the prose itself to the extremes.

Why’d you stop halfway through?

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

Other than failing to meet made-for-human-consumption safety standards, and I’m not saying that’s a minor thing, is there anything wrong with this?

Just don’t own a car?