Only Bayes Can Judge Me
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swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 7th June 2026English
7·8 days agoIt would be poor form of me to form an opinion of Hinton based on just this clip alone but goddamn if I did then he’s a buffoon.
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 31st May 2026English
7·12 days agoIntroducing: Flatulr, the ground-beefing gut microbiome hacking service. With a regular subscription, every week you get a vaporised canister designed by our artisan Cloud Engineers. Simply huff the can contents and you’ll be on your way to better movement.
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 31st May 2026English
3·13 days agocup full of dice
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th May 2026English
6·22 days agoDon’t ask those questions just get on
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 24th May 2026English
14·22 days agoWhen someone offers you a seat on a submarine, you do not ask which seat, you just get on
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Kevin O’Leary’s giant Utah data centre: will it happen?English
4·24 days agoi will never watch marty supreme
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 10th May 2026English
9·1 month agoTOTO pivots from bidets to, well, you know by now. https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/toilet-maker-toto-ai https://archive.is/wip/rzLqn
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•OpenAI ChatGPT goes goblin mode — let none say ‘model collapse’English
61·1 month agoAh, the mind goblins manifested themselves into existence. Terrifying
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 10th May 2026English
6·1 month agoIt’s giving “mama musk skinsuit”
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 10th May 2026English
8·1 month agoIf you asked me to guess the kind of kerfuffle that might develop between a Cape Breton fiddler and AI, I would have answered, well, my entire knowledge of Cape Breton fiddling is based on the paper “Cape Breton Fiddling and Intellectual Property Rights”, so my guess would be just “the normal AI stuff”. And I’d be totally wrong and reminded that just because I know one thing about something doesn’t mean it’s the only thing.
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 10th May 2026English
11·1 month agoWell, we do have computer science, so necessarily we must have computer religion/superstition
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
7·1 month agoa rationalist, catcalling: “nice gametes”
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
8·1 month agooh thanks, this is great.
yes now that it is pointed out, very eugenics-y to go around saying “ah yes there is one true supreme bacteria, we should culture this bacteria on the human petri dish aka vagina”
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
7·1 month agoCongrats on the bottom surgery youngster joey
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
12·1 month agoWell, he’s a tech ceo guy, so he doesn’t know that buses or trains exist
swlabr@awful.systemsto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd May 2026English
7·1 month agook so just imagine that I’ve sneered at the 100 worst aspects of this already. lol @ this being the fifth point
- Safety: feeling safety is a prerequisite.
motherfucker put it first then





Not that this is news to anyone here but hey there’s a bubble