Wow. I go from 350 to 8 ppm on an 5-stage APEC and thought that was amazing.

“This cheese smells like feet!”

“Sir, that cheese wasn’t in the photo.”

Let us not forget “Ehhhh…”

I won’t vote for anyone who doesn’t have prosecute every fucking crime and start patching shit ASAP as part of their platform.

Wow, no kidding. I just tried it out. I’ve just been using it for porn.

The nail in the coffin for me was the mobile site becoming completely unusable. That pop-up completely disables scrolling and swiping to go back.

I’d feel bad.

For the volcano.

Hopefully the Trump kiss of death.

His facial expression wouldn’t change in the slightest.

Our Dumbledore just passed away a few months ago and left a massive hole in the crew. Dude was the king of dad jokes.

Someone is.

“In 2026, the Biden administration shamelessly…”

Explosive device

Oh shit

fireworks

What the fuck NY Times?

It’s got the Ronaldo statue vibes.

I’ve been working for the last 22 hours and haven’t heard anything about communism.

Prioritizing testosterone makes a lot of sense when you’re an anthropomorphic scrotum.

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Reddit is even worse on mobile. They’ve moved to putting up a banner that tells you to use the app. On iOS, it kills the scroll, and swiping to go back doesn’t work. Go to the app? Fuck you, log in. Desktop mode is rough on mobile and they’re already talking about nuking old.reddit.com now.

I miss being able to use those. Alt+0151 is dead.