Me, spending hours on Age of Empires 2 and loving it

Cisco Webex.

You think teams or zoom are annoying? This is much worse. The worst part is with some default meeting settings, a loud chime would play every time someone joined. People kept this on for meetings of 300+ people, then they started talking over the beeps once “the popcorn slowed down.”

As opposed to Cole’s law, which is a finely shredded cabbage salad

It’s a joke about software development tools breaking in dumb ways, and that it’s not a problem with saws

I’m a software engineer who does woodworking, and I approve this message.

But my favorite explanation: you grab your hand saw, and it works. You don’t find out that the latest npm japanese-hand-saw-tooth package is incompatible with plywood, and you need to downgrade the package or buy new plywood to make a cut.

This should be a Will Ferrell movie

You can already do this at Gene and Jude’s

Dry beans. A $2 bag makes a massive pot.

Nutella.

The ability to reach every part of the screen with the thumb on the hand holding it

Pawpaws

Diamond sharpening stones. Still waiting on mine but they were cheap and I got the grits I wanted. Somehow I keep ending up putting new edges on knives, chisels, and other blades. I hear diamond stones remove material faster.

The unit “hertz” means “per second”. A higher value is still one second, but more events per second.

Bidet

The only thing spicy in Ukraine is horseradish

The pad

It’s the internal power supply of a bar of LED garage lights. This one made a loud pop when I wired them all up.

The pad ripped off the board.

I was able to fix it by using an empty pin on the same circuit. Soldered a wire through it, then used a butt connector for the input line and the line to the other end of the LED bar.

Kinda rude to name the entire species after the appearance of only one gender

This feels like a clickbait news article headline. Any headline with a leading question can usually be answered “no”.