thenextguy@lemmy.worldtoNews@lemmy.world•DirecTV to acquire rival Dish Network for $1, subject to regulatory approval
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20 hours agoOk, then you’re only $1,999,999,998 in debt.
Ok, then you’re only $1,999,999,998 in debt.
An old motherboard dies.
Her connections fall to the floor.
Not a hacker. Just a very naughty boy. Now go away.
Good. I could use a house.
I didn’t even know (or care) that he was dead.
I’m running around like a chicken with its legs cut off.
Reduces vehicular traffic.
Is vehicle.
Surprise. Fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.
I may have some bad news for you.
Is your name Beethoven by any chance?
John Cusack (Gross Pointe Blank)
Everywhere, all at once.
In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.
Scotch and chocolate.
No defect
Will not fix
All cops are bears
Build a wall?
I will attempt to reach the sustenance through the delivery slot with my appendage.