I chose neither!

Incidentally, I’m in the group who will statistically likely commit suicide, so I got that going for me.

At the same time, Pete Hegseth is telling soldiers to ignore military law, as the stacked supreme court is trying to force ninth circuits to accept vague and unspecified law changes that allow the executive body to define crime and punishment as they see fit.

I.e centralization of the powers into the white house, distorting the rule of law and preparing to weaponize the army against Americans. If they succeed, Americans can say goodbye to their democracy and hello to their new God emperor.

But being poor is a crime! She could have invested in crypto and gotten rich off of dumping it, but noooooo!

She had to “RrTiRe” and “EnJoY hEr wInTeR YeArS”. Lazy layabout. She’ll learn the value of HARDWORK once she’s making license plates, and maybe then she can pull herself up by her bootstraps by investing those $2 a day and earning her keep in about- oh, say a 100 years?

People live to be 200, right? I don’t know, I’m not good with numbers.

*horns start playing *

The EU is neo-liberals and neo-conservatives, just like the US. They’ve recently also stepped up their fear mongering. Guess where this is headed…

He’s making a list checking it twice figuring out where to send ICE the orange one is coming to town~!

I got so much trouble on my mind, refuse to lose…

Merger rejected.

Introducing, a brand new Batman series, where Bruce joins the army and-CANCELED.

But wait, here’s the first in a 8 part miniseries about the Gangsters from Space Jam, who-CANCELED.

We know these are trying times, so we decided to reimagine the world of-AND CANCELED.

Didn’t even need to tell you what the reboot was, it was just canceled on sight.

In a world where smartphones were invented in the 1920s…

“Flame wars… flame wars never changes…”

Thought crime for thee, freedom of screech for me.

It’s Swedish, so it’s somehow linked to the finance industry. Think Silicon Valley, but with Swedish meatballs.

Oh yes please, more Futurama formats!!

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Liberalism has always been right from center. You can put neo in front of it all you’d like.

Too late. Putin already pair for it. He’s now got to render the service, like he did many times before.

It’s the art of the deal.

“Sir, what should we do this Martin Luther King day?”

Fucking yankies.

So, yeah, HP and Dell are fucked - by what you may ask? Why, AI of course, because it’s hiked memory prices so far up it’s eating up their profit margins. They might be doomed.

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