troybot [he/him]

Yes Tim Apple, the inventor of the Apple computer

I was thinking we were in the Darkest Timeline, but was confused because nobody is wearing evil eye patches or goatees

I wonder why nobody reads news from legitimate sources anymore.

No they list the ingredients on the front of the box. Fruit and Loops.

The art department came up with this spooky graphic and then they had to put out an article to go with it

Wicconana forever

To learn more google “Rule 34 Vatican mascot”

How is it even a surprise? Racism is the entire platform of Trump’s campaign.

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif

And the cops execute the warrant at the wrong address, unloading all their rounds into him because he’s wearing a hoodie while playing with a toy gun in a public park in Cleveland.

Yeah Kamala did something potentially inappropriate once so we better put her under the microscope. Meanwhile Trump literally got people killed on January 6 but that’s just what he does so no big deal I guess.

hope you and the kids are well Gerald has hemroids xoxoxo

You’ll be even more excited when the 2028 campaign starts in three weeks!

Actually he’s referring to Vudu, the movie streaming app.

Why does Bill look like Gru?

Danny Devito

Plot twist: saltesc is the real tree cone fugitive and they just pinned their crimes on a rival stuntman

Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig

I heard Bill Wurtz voice while I read this

“Very fine people on both sides”