So really it’s just making them mad and I should leave them be and let the cobwebs take over. I guess I can try that.

Do you think that removing spiderwebs makes the spiders go away? Or does it just make them sad?

Ok I’m ready for daylight savings already. I keep waking up at 5:30. Bring on Sunday.

Imagine working until you’re 92. And then only semi-retiring. The money can’t be worth it.

A curse would definitely explain my recent run. Thanks for the vibes.

Are you sitting down right now? Is it painful? No? Enjoy that.

This comment is brought to you by an allergic reaction to haemorrhoid cream.

Woohoo! Amazing!

Hello you gorgeous boy!

Happy birthday! May your potato cakes be crispy on the outside and creamy inside.

Absolutely gorgeous.

A bit chill sounds lovely.

In traditional DT fashion, I went indoor skydiving today after The Hivemind mentioned it a few weeks ago- I think it was Danwritesbooks? So much fun and I now feel an odd urge to go to the next level of adrenaline rush and actually jump out of a plane. Which is not something I ever thought I would do.

Daffodils and jonquils and sunshine, oh my. I’m leaning into all the trite stereotypes about spring being a time of renewal and reenergising and I’m feeling great.

Possibly being on annual leave is helping.

Has anyone found a Lemmy app that gives notifications for replies to comments?

Thanks in advance, I’ll respond to you in four days when I notice your reply.

Yay, congratulations!

I swing between Chobani raspberry Greek yoghurt and three weetbix with milk.

Ok this is actually genius.

I’m pretty sure a note from Miss Meow is as good as a doctor’s certificate. Sounds like you definitely need a day off.

Colleagues who send not remotely urgent emails on a Sunday evening, eww.

I’ve been selected for jury duty for the first time and I am genuinely stoked.