Correct. Per South African law, if the cat’s on your lap you cannot legally move.

Come on, it’s a little social media’s fault, too. They also benefit from these kids staying stupid and unquestioning. I agree with everything else you said, though.

Chewing gum.

That was a fantastic read. Thanks for posting.

Nothing, ma’am. I’m just walking by, ma’am. Good day, ma’am.

All hail king SabinStargem!

Is DEI in the room with us right now?

I, for one, welcome my Oscar overlord.

We love you, Oscar.

For a second there I thought the last one was gonna tie the string back.

Yes. Give us the pine cone figures!

I had a cat who woke me up at 4am for breakfast. He adopted me and my wife, so he arrived with that peculiarity. This was before we got an automatic food dispenser. I miss that little guy every time I’m awake before 5am.

Well, shit. I always used this as a trustworthy data information for my students.

That sounds about right for most places on earth.