There’s two different types of fall safety, fall prevention and fall arrest. Fall arrest stops you before you fall; fall arrests stop your fall after it happens. The reason why you have a certain amount of slack is because the slack helps absorb the energy; a solid lanyard that doesn’t deploy would distribute the energy throughout your body instead of through the lanyard, which is more damaging.

The type of damage you’re thinking of would be for a fall against a flat surface, you’d want to hit the ground sooner rather than later. But energy transfer through a lanyard benefits more from having room to deploy, and can help prevent your body from going into shock.

Is that pig down with cannibalism?

Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

Now add a four-dimensional hat

I’m cancelling my Dropout subscription!

So I can renew it when the price goes up because I love supporting their content.

Now draw her doing a sick kickflip to escape them

I’m definitely gonna try the iOS app out, I hope you find the droids you’re looking for

wait until they find out pénis is french for penis 😂😂😂😂😂😂

My child

but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

We will forever be at the cusp of tomorrow’s balls

Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

you drive a hard bargain

I want a 4 hour movie for this

I agree, where is the advocacy for men like me, who are both unhot AND terrible?

Have you tried flinging your own feces

I find it to be… flings a type 3

That’s not what this sub is for but thank you for providing the soundtrack

Edit: sorry, not sub, federation or branch or whatever. Sorry, I’m still deprogramming myself from the reddxodus

Ya almost got me dawg

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)

Man, I bet he regretted that