Tell me about it! My spouse was pissed when they found out about my hobbies that I was doing outside of the house, like having sex with other people

what if straw in ass

French and english labels? Tabarnak 🇨🇦

You are 100% correct

Rachel

We’re gonna ride those thermals right into the towers, Rachel

We’re gonna fucking 9/11 those Yerks, Rachel

I’m TobiRiiiiiiiiiick

That’s funny because I need to get up in 5 hours for work

Oh how you’ve pondered your orb, wizard. You have pondered your orb

I do but they’re kinda shitty

Jacuzzi suit for half-Burns burning, a classic joke

Some guy called Lord Smegma used humour at an inappropriate time? I am smegged

in a wild city, no less

or mats

No worries, eh?

Over here it’s mostly just hosers and posers. Neither really unethical. Except for Alberta

“Babe. Babe. You vowed. You vowed, ok? You HAVE to watch the MarioKart speedrun with me.”

got one of those rashes that look super contagious?

Politically, yes, physically, no

The worst possible combination

I get why this was downvoted but you have committed shitposting in its purest form

you could also post a link

some people would really want a link

Flawless shitpost. We would’ve also accepted “You’re out there somewhere, Beer Baron, and I’ll find you.” - “No, you won’t”

sorry I wanted the deer

What’s a your boobs?