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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Some people's lives are pure chaos

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Some people's lives are pure chaos

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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    3 months ago

    We all know which one is next tho

    • mumblerfish@lemmy.world
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      Right? You always pick them in some symmetric pattern not to get a surprise “oh, that other end was heavier that I thought, and now I have to clean up eggs of the floor”.

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        Actually I just cut the box shorter so it doesn’t waste space in the fridge

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  • ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com
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    It’s clearly the right column, second from bottom row.

    • Deacon@lemmy.world
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      He’s gotta know his days are numbered.

    • PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world
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      Consistent with the idea that humans are pretty bad at being intentionally random!

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    (4, 1) be like 🥚

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    I always optimize for most even weight distribution within 12- or 18-egg containers. It makes the containers more stable when closed for moving them between the counter and the refrigerator.

    Those egg trays are too floppy to handle.

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    Didn’t myth busters test something like this? With the eggs falling randomly into boiling water and they measured if they are scared or something? Don’t remember what it was about.

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      They were testing if plants would react to the demise of other plants and also tested eggs, yogurt, and human cheek cells.

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    I call 5,5 next

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    Never seen a plastic egg tray

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    My ex would put the cracked eggshells back in the carton, I could never understand it.

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    (2,5)->(2,4)
    (6,3)->(2,2)
    (6,1)->(6,2)
    (6,5)->(6,4)

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    I’mma be honest: because of Cooking Haru I 100% personify and torment my eggs like this.

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