Thumbnail: An illustration of a man squatting on the squat toilet.
Good shit
Humans mostly use one of two types of defecation postures to defecate: squatting and sitting.
I present to you
Squitting.

Edit: Pooping is more enjoyable when you pull down your pants but AI doesn’t know.
Indicators of silent squitting that every employer should watch for
I shit in my pants every night.
Do you enjoy the experience?
I cum after so what do you think?
Good for you. In both meanings of the sentence.
“The squits” is English (maybe regional to the Midlands) slang for diarrhoea already lol
Shit content…
As a person who has taught others (mostly high school students) how to shit while backpacking, this is missing some of the fun (unrealistic) positions,like hanging from a branch. Or the buddy dump.
I’m sure the buddy dump is much less interesting than what I imagine from the name alone.





