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kateMA to Shitty Ask LemmyEnglish · 3 months ago

why do humans only do c sections for babies and not for large poops

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why do humans only do c sections for babies and not for large poops

kateMA to Shitty Ask LemmyEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Serious answer to a silly question:

    We don’t need the turd to be alive, so it’s ok if we chop it into little pieces. Most people getting a C-section would be upset if we chopped up their child.

    ~<☆ * The More You Know ~<☆ *

  • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    tf kinda shitpost u incubatin over there

    • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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      The kind that requires a C section

  • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
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    Poop is stored in a different section, a couple aisles over.

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    That’s a B section.

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    Too expensive 😔

    • kateOPMA
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      american for-profit healthcare 👁️👁️

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    dark money from Big Toilet

    • kateOPMA
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      skibidi urinal

  • Jumbie@lemmy.zip
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    Because not everyone is Kim Jong Un.

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  • ThisGuyThat@lemmy.world
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    The size of courics, has not yet exceeded the elasticity of the orifice. Perhaps you can go down in the anals of history to exceed that threshold.

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      Don’t try. Bono will come and stop you.

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        Thought this was murica!

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