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TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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The Theory of Tankie Relativity

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The Theory of Tankie Relativity

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  • Azarova [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    “refused to return to anarchism”? What does that even mean? These terminally online losers are talking about niche internet web forums as if they were states.

    • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      goat is a troll. Simple As. He will lie just to piss people off. There’s many malignant power users on lemmy but most of them are genuine with their idiosyncrasies. goat is flat out malicious with his character.

      • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I wonder if people like PugJesus worry that they’re wasting their life with their anti-tankie crusade, and then they see someone like goat and feel better about themselves?

        • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          PJ is too busy wasting his life as a toxic debate bro to worry that. cm0002 is like 95% of the anti-tankie crusade.

          Update: he’s got his own corner to cry in

          hahaha

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      The president of anarchy offered him citizenship in Anarchistan and was rebuffed

  • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]@hexbear.netM
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    Yeah, my experience with online losers calling anyone a tankie its “they are futher left and i perceive a dreadul authoritarianism on them”

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      “They seem to know things that I don’t know and that makes me feel insecure and worry that binging breadtube essays about The Land Before Time movies isn’t actually a substitute for reading theory. So they’re clearly evil authoritarians just trying to make me look bad!”

      • 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        that’s not even an excuse. I never read any theory, seeing people on the street and having both my parents in burnout did it for me.

        • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Personally feeling the harsh and brutal hand of capital firsthand? That’s even worse! You might as well be Stalin himself!

  • robotElder2 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Yeah but around the middle it switches into a term of endearment.

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Needs Khrushchev in between Stalin and the rest, with Stalin reflecting it back towards Khrushchev for a very silly infinite loop guaranteed to confuse and enrage everyone.

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      You’re right. Fixed.

      • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        oh my god i saw my screen change as it happened without refreshing my page and i thought i was going crazy

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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          purge-2

          purge-1

  • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    becoming fishtankie and it’s about getting aquarium

    • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      oxygentankie cuz can’t breathe

      • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        thinktankie cause i’m a nepoghoul

        • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          gastankie because no public transportation and im lazy

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Just imagine the struggle sessions we could have about fish health and welfare!

      • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Outside fish struggle session

  • Seasonal_Peace [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    If you’re looking for me in the picture, I’m to the right of Stalin.

    • the rizzler@lemmygrad.ml
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      I’m to the right of Stalin.

      - @Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net

  • Commiechameleon [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    che-smile

  • The_Filthy_Commie@lemmygrad.ml
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    Hexbear may never recover from being depicted as a hipster.

    • InexplicableLunchFiend [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      the real issue is that krushchev is closer to stalin than I, who would never denounce him with the secret speech.

      • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        That’s my fault lmao. I suggested adding Khrushchev for Stalin to call a tankie back. The original image didn’t have Khrushchev.

  • InexplicableLunchFiend [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    why is kruschev more based than i, the gin-toting hipster hexbear?

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    This guy needs some better hobbies

    I suggest scrimshaw

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Are you talking about goat, or the character making gin?

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Both

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Weird how the people who want to use tanks to crush fascists are tankies but the fascists who want to use tanks to do fascism aren’t

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    Can’t believe someone spent time making this

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Who, me?

      Edit: Why make anything? This took me ten minutes.

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        deleted by creator

  • Moidialectica [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Anarchists are less tankie than Lemmy? Or is that lemmy.ml?

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      It’s supposed to be lemmy.ml

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    lol amazing

  • Goblinmancer [any]@hexbear.net
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    tankie yankee

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