InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 个月前[Not the Onion] Man Cerealhexbear.netimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down10
arrow-up1122arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] Man Cerealhexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 个月前message-square70linkfedilink
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 个月前Tactical spoons - not as a joke - should actually exist. For example - yer eating some cereal for yer chow but the enemy appears outta nowhere. Knife? You don’t have it. Gun? You don’t got it. Whaddya gonna do? -– Ninja edit Whaddya gonna do? You’re gonna spork 'em!
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 个月前Honestly surprised that wasn’t Cold Steel
minus-squareStrayce@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 个月前Perfect for eating my tactical bacon
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 个月前Canned bacon: GIRLIE, GAY, COMMIE, BAD Tactical bacon: STRONG, POWERFUL, MANLY, ALPHA I bet tactical bacon costs at least three times as much. But what can the chuds do? Being ALPHA ain’t easy or cheap.
minus-squareJustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 个月前It has a toy knife in the handle. Cute.
minus-squareKrem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 个月前for when you’re eating cereal but an ASSAILANT appears out of nowhere to ENDAGER your FAMILY edit oh wait that’s what the original post said, I’m slow
minus-squareCrawlMarks [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 个月前Ironically the one time a bayonet mount is a good idea
minus-squaretactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 个月前Capitalists innovation 10/10, no notes
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Tactical spoons - not as a joke - should actually exist. For example - yer eating some cereal for yer chow but the enemy appears outta nowhere. Knife? You don’t have it. Gun? You don’t got it. Whaddya gonna do?
-–
Ninja edit
Whaddya gonna do? You’re gonna spork 'em!
Honestly surprised that wasn’t Cold Steel
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Perfect for eating my tactical bacon
Canned bacon: GIRLIE, GAY, COMMIE, BAD
Tactical bacon: STRONG, POWERFUL, MANLY, ALPHA
I bet tactical bacon costs at least three times as much. But what can the chuds do? Being ALPHA ain’t easy or cheap.
It has a toy knife in the handle. Cute.
for when you’re eating cereal but an ASSAILANT appears out of nowhere to ENDAGER your FAMILY
edit oh wait that’s what the original post said, I’m slow
Ironically the one time a bayonet mount is a good idea
Capitalists innovation 10/10, no notes