Hello I am Oladizlau Herasimenia from Smolensk in the Belarussian panhandle and this stunt is called holding the panhandle against Moskals.

I’d make a joke about him being from the Moscow suburbs which is arguably where the panhandle ends, but I think people’s geography would bottom out.

0 chance they’d come that close to the correct border between wales and engl*nd

Italy would need to be fragmented, but in a way that makes none of the groups happy. Sicily would be split down the middle like Papa New Guinea.

This is just the real borders but blocky. They’d need to be way more fucked up.