I think the Whitman’s chocolate is part of the joke too (low quality stuff) unless it used to be good as it’s some of the lowest quality chocolate I’ve ever had. Pretty much every other brand including store brands blows it away in my experience.
The PT Cruiser for “killer wheels” is just


i love him
I wish he had the Kelly-character knobby knees and shoulders.
:whinecraft:
o8
The hair style and mustache of the suave operator…is that Young Kelly?
Yeah, he loves his self-inserts
New lore drop.
My favorite Kelly insert: https://theonion.com/art-official-intelligence-or-lack-thereof-1850000192/
I’d probably be a shut-in too if I didn’t have legs
Incel the Boneless
only the best games come out on Some Gizmo.
Broccoli haircut zoomer
my partner and i were just wondering if that was a thing the other day after seeing our neighbor’s kid and his friend and noticing they look like broccoli.
so it’s a fad now? yeesh
Been a fad for a bit I believe lol
ah fuck… we’re old now. shit.
I call it The Mahomes

Bit: Stan Kelly IS the legendary BMF. He has all the right brainrot.
I think I have that exact bottle of cologne lmao.
This but unironically
Laid back in the dayHey look its Ian Fidance.















