Rey_McSriff [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoYou call yourself an apex predator but look like this?hexbear.netimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down10
arrow-up190arrow-down1imageYou call yourself an apex predator but look like this?hexbear.netRey_McSriff [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square12linkfedilink
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoThe outer hair is coarse and scratchy. Kind of like touching those tiny fiber optic plastic lines they used for those cheesy light up Christmas trees. Inner fur is super soft though. 10/10 petting experience
minus-squareSerialExperimentsGay [she/her, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoIt is now my headcanon that Alaskans routinely pet polar bears they have fed to the point were they behave like the world’s deadliest raccoon.
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI was like 6. And had giant steel bars between me and a big sleeping bear that decided to wedge its ass against the bars for some reason that day
The outer hair is coarse and scratchy. Kind of like touching those tiny fiber optic plastic lines they used for those cheesy light up Christmas trees. Inner fur is super soft though. 10/10 petting experience
It is now my headcanon that Alaskans routinely pet polar bears they have fed to the point were they behave like the world’s deadliest raccoon.
I was like 6. And had giant steel bars between me and a big sleeping bear that decided to wedge its ass against the bars for some reason that day