Good doggy
The outer hair is coarse and scratchy. Kind of like touching those tiny fiber optic plastic lines they used for those cheesy light up Christmas trees. Inner fur is super soft though. 10/10 petting experience
It is now my headcanon that Alaskans routinely pet polar bears they have fed to the point were they behave like the world’s deadliest raccoon.
I was like 6. And had giant steel bars between me and a big sleeping bear that decided to wedge its ass against the bars for some reason that day
They are a little more intimidating when they’re covered in blood
so I guess we have that in common
What a cutie!
Murderloaf
REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE
this is what peak performance looks like
Bulking season
Looks so floofy
Sometimes my greatest fears manifest into a bear. But I am also the bear, they made me into a bear
