Meta said it would cut 10% of it employees while Microsoft will offer voluntary retirement to about 7% of workers
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    22 days ago

    “Quarterly earnings are down. How do we make number go up so shareholders don’t riot?”

    “Lay off a bunch of people.”

    “Well, yeah, but that’ll look bad. We’ll have to spin it somehow.”

    “Two words: ‘A’ ‘I’.”