WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Emerging from the procedure after hours of touch-and-go treatment, doctors attending to Rudy Giuliani said Monday that the former New York City mayor was now in liquid but stable condition. “We’re relieved to report that, aside from some minor ripples and dribbling, the mayor is currently in a safe fluid state,” said […]
His whole body is becoming whatever the heck ran off of his head in that one interview. A viscous black fluid.
The Substance.
The secret was Chinese motor oil