first i was upvoted which proves i’m right, and then i was downboated which proves everyone else is wrong

Tantric masturbation. Once you reach the goon state you can asstrally project onto the goon plane. Only then can you reach the goonularity and experience every gooning in the multiverse at once.

I listen to a lot of podcasts.

Source: just trust me bro

Unicorn blood

I doubt and double check every belief I hold, I was taught marketing early so I avoid it at all costs, I haven’t watched TV since 2005, and I put no value in perceived authority, so I can’t fall for podcasted bullshit.

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