• CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca
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        12 days ago

        But I use it to shit! Anal is so cool…

        Why can’t I use the same thing I use to shit on everything, you know… on everything else? It’s a sex thing and I’m pushing it on everyone so why not?

        Why is my asshole off limits? Why can’t we talk about my asshole? Why can’t my shit be on everything? Why can’t I instead shit on everything?

        If anal is cool why can’t everything be cool with my anus and all it contains?

        What can’t I shit on everything?

        Why isn’t everything okay with my feces???

  • anothermember@feddit.uk
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    12 days ago

    They should really print that on the packaging.

    ^The linked article has been changed by OP since I posted that and my joke doesn’t work as well now, it’s not as deadpan with this article. Please try not to change links that make comments out of context.

  • adam_y@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Do you think the model thought this would be the headline when she posed for this photo?