Hope this one won’t trigger another moose war.

I’m interested, good or not.

That’s more than can be said for a good chunk of jobs, so not a bad deal.

Doesn’t self-certifying defeat the entire purpose of certification?

Why not let students grade themselves while we’re at it.

For some reason I pictured the sheep being hired like a regular, human employee would.

What do you think makes you qualified for this job?

Baaaaaaa!

You’re hired!

Klok som en ugle is an old Norwegian saying, that translates to wise as an owl, and it’s not hard to see why people figured them to be clever creatures.

I believe, in general, it’s a lot harder to hold a company liable for your own stupidity in Europe.

Reminds me… back in the 90s I had two Miatas, one imported from Canada and one from the US. In the operating manuals, one difference that stood out in the US manual was the inclusion of a warning to not stand while driving.

Those poor Canadian Miata owners didn’t stand a chance, did they.

Hi Sam, you’re a good boy!

Exceptional, hu?

It’s necessary since hacking is so time sensitive - if it can’t be done in a hurry there’s no point!

And you’re just a bomb-maker? /j

“Make yourself at home” is a polite phrase used to make visitors feel welcome. This guy took it a bit too literal and immediately made use of the dude’s bed for some quality phone-time, as that is presumably what he would’ve done had he been at his own home.

Now you reveal that you’re 80 and last drove through in 1965.

No way?!

Maybe that’s exactly what they are, or promises? “You have 6 months to live”.

Never thought I’d see China making kei cars for Japan.

What’s the world come to, huh? Can’t even invade, plunder and rape a neighboring country without it having adverse effects on your economy?!

Yeah, I suppose just getting a feel for the track can be useful? Though probably not to an extent that it will buy them any sort of advantage.

The Russian/Soviet government has more than a hundred years of experience serving implausible lies to its’ citizens and the world beyond. The ability to serve up absolute bullshit with a straight face is almost a little impressive.