They’re also the kind of people who, apparently, have no problem traveling to the US despite the country having captain orange pedophile behind the wheel. You know, morons.

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For a second I thought Plastic Reduction Bill was some sort of character that got killed by lobbyists at a blitz afterparty, whatever that could be.

Damn You America and Your Title Cased Headlines, They’re Such a Headache to Read.

I’m not all worms and tubes. My mom would certainly have told me… she wouldn’t have kept something like that from me… MOM?!

He’s too fat and too old to fuck them, now, so might as well kill them.

I’m over 24 so I guess I get the adult motor sport news?

Aww, another couple of years and he could’ve witnessed its’ collapse. /s

How do you even drive a foreign minister, remotely?

Poor guy, he must’ve for a second forgotten what country he lives in and that the stasi are everywhere.

Haha, marvelous! What a good boy :)

Hey, boss, I realize 90% of our unit prices are already pure profit, but I reckon we can get that to 95% by blaming an increase in chip prices. Actually, you know what, our users are already locked in an fucked if they don’t buy our shit, so let’s go for it.

Let’s watch them together, yeah?

Fact: In Norwegian, bleach is just called that, chlorine, or klorin.

Fuck yeah, I miss being able to send messages without looking at my phone, or even removing it from my pocket.

“I’ll make Hitler look like a decent human being, just give me time, Netanyahu says”.

What the hell kind of bush land even is this?!

Yes, absolutely.

(she earned a treat for watching with me, of course)

Indeed. I’m very old, and had to think twice to even remember It Wasn’t Me.

That error shouldn’t have come as a shock, considering they handed out what must’ve been more pit lane speeding penalties than ever before.