That has a bit of the same ring to it as therapy serial killer.

The Conservatives have called on the government to move forward with the F-35 contract

No surprises from that camp.

Hehe, I’ve hidden well - no one can spot me here…

You’re a brave (and very good) boy, Rizzo.

Good girl Sandy.

It can be a little annoying when you can tell they’re intentionally being stubborn, be it any type of animal (I’m thinking of my dogs here), but like you say, it often speaks to their energy/health and general demeanor.

I’ll pee in your seat!

Hi Angus!

What is the mayonnaise law? Eat it, or else?

She looks very, very happy :)

“See, I’m just as good as Perez at this!”

He recently, repeatedly said, medicine prices were down by 500, 600 and 3000 percent (and whatever other numbers he made up). The creature doesn’t understand even very basic math.

You caused this, you dickhead, you.

Not that it’s any of your business, either way.

Choose your preferences:

• Nazi stuff
• Hardcore Nazi stuff
• Kiddie nudes

Why, what’s the purpose of this?! Make fun all you want, I could take out all of you!

“Get out of the water, kids, the omelette is done!”

That’s what he said.

Reminds me of an old colleague who had a theory that when someone calls a company they don’t really pay attention to the greeting/first words you say, and he would test this theory by answering the phone by saying “[Company], you’re speaking to Genghis Khan”.

He did it multiple times and no one ever commented.

I dumped Windows 98 for Linux (however, work has for various reasons forced me to keep either a windows or crappintosh 'puter around).

Holy cow, why haven’t I done this before - so much easier in daylight!

Thank you, and I was just curious really, if cork plantations are a thing, in Spain.