“Are they checking me out or did I activate their uncanny valley?”

Jokes on you, im thinking, “aww look at that little goblin :3”

Girls love goblins

You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful, it’s true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don’t know what to do
'Cause I’ll never be with you

Genius.com: James Blunt - You’re Beautiful

Every day…

15 seconds after seeing her and you’re already mentally marrying her and having kids with her. 😮‍💨

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