gonster responsibly
Posion
potion of poison resistance
And a keyboard fix for me
It looks radioactive
Still less gross than buckfast
Gonster Rule? I prefer Ginster’s Roll.

Serving suggestion. Enjoy as part of a balanced diet.
Dispose of used electrical items responsibly and do not consume.

you know energy drinks are fucked up when even GUINESS floats on top.
Guinness floats on a ton of stuff. Black and tan, snakebite, etc. There’s a whole bunch of drinks that are just Guinness on top of something.
The creamy texture comes from all the entrained air bubbles.
Thick and dense are not the same, Guinness will float on pretty much anything sweet.
The green glow probably comes from the contained radium
i never knew monsters are illuminating like Nuka-Cola Quantums.

Does drinking this liquid turn you into the toxic avenger?
This could be Your Only Chance to find out
to jonkler
This is why banshees wail.
Ive always thought mixing caffeine and alcohol was a bad idea
Let me tell you about the legend of original 4Loko
I knew a girl in college who swore one four loko got her to the perfect level of intoxication. The OG wild west four loko. She’d chug it, start getting messed up, get sick and throw up the rest of it, then soldier on the rest of the night having a great time.
What an absolute machine. The world doesn’t know what it lost
It was 12% abv 24 ounces.
A standard beer is ~5% 12 ounces.
~2.5× stronger 2× the amount
Chugging 5 beers at once will get most people feeling quite buzzed.
24 oz is on par with a bottle of wine. Chug a whole bottle of wine and get back to me
It is. It can also be quite fun.
I’ve always found it fun at the time and painful the next day
“It’s eerily beautiful. Are you sure it’s safe?” - Marge Simpson
I am personally more partial to the Minness
We yearn for the Miness.
I drink neither but… just fucking no.
The Green Velvet, excellent choice Sir.













