• partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    us: “The package contains no lithium batteries. Here’s a list of the contents on the customs declaration and a receipt for the duties paid.”

    them: “I have to bring my own box?! Isn’t it your job to give me one for free? Also, whaddayamean I can’t send cigarettes to my nephew back in my home country?!”

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      A guy in front of me: what do you mean I can’t send black pudding to my friend on the other side of the country? I promised him I would send it. It doesn’t matter it’s bank holiday weekend, who cares that blood based perishable product would be in transit for a week and stink to high heaven, I promised!

      That went on for at least 20 minutes. I had queued for a few hours and lost my will to live

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        I actually know a way he could have shipped it, but he probably wouldn’t want to pay that much.

        Freeze the black pudding, flash freeze if you have access to a commercial flash freezer. I don’t know what the shops would be called in the UK, but here in the US you’d go to an industrial supply company like Granger, grab a styrofoam cooler as the “box”, grab some packing peanuts as filler, and purchase half a pound of dry ice. Seal that up and the food can be in transit for up to 1.5 weeks without worries.

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      Everybody laughing at this comment needs to know that THIS DOES HAPPEN. Ex-employee had to return her laptop, so we send a UPS return label via e-mail. She shows up at the UPS store with the laptop in hand and is surprised when they tell her it needs to be in a box. We received the laptop inside the wildest combination of two boxes taped back-to-back and filled with garbage that didn’t even form effective packing material.

      Some people have literally never shipped anything in their life before, despite being 30 🤷