Its that time of year again, and i gotta throw frozen pizzas in the ocean to appease the ocean spirits & sea hags for a pact i made on mushrooms a decade ago.
But Im feeling pious this year, what else should i shotput at gulls?
A car battery
the eels are low on charge


It’s not Ska anymore


now this gets me skanking
Pickitup pickitup pickitup pickitup pickitup!! 🎺🎸🎺
Sink it down
Sink it down
Sink it down
I thought the background was actually transparent when I downloaded this.
I think we’ve all done this at one point or another
You gotta run it through a photo editor or https://www.remove.bg/ and then post the file from there
A billionaire
If that doesn’t work, try another
A manned American bomber plane.
A few large bottles of tapatio hot sauce, they rang me to say they just ran out.
Also a case of Irn-Bru for the lads.
Probably shouldn’t get rid of that Tapatio if you like it
They just sold to private equity and we all know what that means
NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN

:yea:
Not too far off from what we do for shellback rituals.
Well there is a new trillionare
fuck you god damn I opened this thread to say elon musk

throw in a good as new 1990 honda civic. it’s hard to get around without a car these days posideon will appreciate it.
Oh my, we’re due for the next comically oversized icecube already?Circus peanuts
They’re not doing anyone any good up here
car battery
Congressman who has cement shoes now because he couldn’t keep his big mouth shut.
Donald trump
dsa karens
an aircraft carrier
Nothing funnier than the truth. Neptune associates to confusion, uncertainty, and amnesia archetypally. So get a prop orb of confusion and, this is important, forget to give it to poseidon. Do not throw your trash in the ocean.
























