• MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
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    6 days ago

    I suggest we replace every CEO with a cat and a business buzzword soundboard.

    It will result in increased revenue, profit, employee satisfaction, willingness to return to office work, work environment health, employee retention, and most importantly, amount of cats in the office. (After all, a CatEO needs a VPurr and a mewsistant…)