I think the second and third wishes will be somewhat irrelevant.
I’m not sure what exactly it will feel like when the fluid inside your eyeballs suddenly becomes milk, but it won’t matter for very long as all of the tiny blood vessels in your brain suddenly clog up and fail.
I mean even if the genie wasn’t being that literal, just destroying all toilets would probably have the same result without the milk and lactose intolerance situations. Cholera and dysentery would take out a large chunk of the population. Societies are only advanced as their sanitation systems allow.
Fortunately, we know that if you cut milk with an equal amount of cream, it becomes half and half, so you probably can’t dilute milk more than 50% without having to call it something else.
Logically if diluting with cream makes it “Half and half” (decreasing it) then diluting it with water would increase it to either “whole and whole”, making it 2x milk or even more, “half again and half again” or 3x milk.
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The human body is ~70% water.
I think the second and third wishes will be somewhat irrelevant.
I’m not sure what exactly it will feel like when the fluid inside your eyeballs suddenly becomes milk, but it won’t matter for very long as all of the tiny blood vessels in your brain suddenly clog up and fail.
Milk is ~80% water, so you’ve got a recursion error right there
I mean the replacement happens once. So presumably it just replaces all water with the milk ratios
So would the water in existing milk cause the milk to become milk2?
Yes.
No, that just means instead of 70% water, your body is now 56% water and 14% milk solids. No error in that math
So clogged arteries.
I mean even if the genie wasn’t being that literal, just destroying all toilets would probably have the same result without the milk and lactose intolerance situations. Cholera and dysentery would take out a large chunk of the population. Societies are only advanced as their sanitation systems allow.
This is a genie, they’re always literal.
Milk is 87% water. This is going to create a loop that will end up with all water-based liquids on earth becoming powdered milk.
Certainly, the water in milk is already “milk”, as it is a part of the larger whole?
So how much can you dilute milk before it becomes no longer milk?
Is all water already milk?
Fortunately, we know that if you cut milk with an equal amount of cream, it becomes half and half, so you probably can’t dilute milk more than 50% without having to call it something else.
Logically if diluting with cream makes it “Half and half” (decreasing it) then diluting it with water would increase it to either “whole and whole”, making it 2x milk or even more, “half again and half again” or 3x milk.
you know the water in milk? that is also milk now too!
I am become cheese, and I must curdle.
Oh gouda
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K02LMcM2HQg
That show was really, really good … For a while. I was impressed by what they did with this guy.
A surprisingly nice find
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That’s not very tolerance of you
At least your joke was good. ;)
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