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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/49049544
Jesus…I know modern cars crumple for safety, but how the hell could you get enough speed in a parking garage to do that???
See my comment elsewhere, 0-60 in 4.5 or less paired with launch control which is a standing start assist for racing and such.
If you drive like a complete twat, it’s probably easy.
Holy fuck. That car looks like the Terminator T1000 when his head gets split in half

You’ve got to admire how safe modern cars are. And also the pillar looks so unbothered it’s impressive.
BMW could use this as a safety ad.
It’s like a chestbuster jumped out of the car.
Is this real? I mean that man must be a fucking twat + idiot, but doesn’t he deserve medical treatment? Concern? Mock and shame him afterwards as much as he deserves, but show some care? Wtf is this dystopian shit.
The ambulance is likely on the way, may be fighting traffic. It doesnt look like its a “need an ambulance or someone WILL die” scene, the ambulance can take its time.
Cool exploded view of an engine.
how drunk was this guy?
From the original thread, there were a couple comments that shed light on what possibly happened:
That was a BMW M440i (i recognize the wheels, color and slope of the back). It has a 386hp/398lb-ft turbocharged inline 6 with a mild hybrid system. BMW says it can do 0-60 in 4.3s, but independent tests have shown it can do 3.9-4.1s
Most likely this idiot used launch control in the parking structure wanting to show off and lost control, eating the pillar
And then @sergio@piefed.social came through with the link for launch control:
Launch control is an electronic aid to assist drivers of both racing and street cars to accelerate from a standing start. Motorcycles have been variously fitted with mechanical and electronic devices for both street and race.
Alcohol may have played a part in his decision to do that
Alcohol? The performance enhancer?
Idk but you can see him sitting next to the car not doing much
yea that’s why i ask, he looks unsteady but that could all be just shock and maybe the bad driving was due to age
hit the accelerator instead of the brake kinda thing
The silly old fart is probably drunk and crying over wrecking his ego extender
Shit’s wild, it took me until the third watch to figure out where the engine went.



