That cat will get handed 9 life sentences.

525600. You don’t need to make a song and dance about it.

Bit of a boomer drink isn’t it?

Human level? That’s not setting the bar very high. Surely the aim would be to surpass human, or why bother?

I can vividly remember telling my parents I was staying at a friends house, then me and that friend would go to the off license, trying very hard to look over age and not guilty, then carrying bags of cans a few miles to a friend of a friends house in the next village.

And then walking back with a hangover the next morning and hoping no parents needed to get hold of anyone.

No, real Americans would measure it in rocks, or football fields or something.

I think they’re in denial about Florida.

Why is “get immunised” missing from the Do list?

Maybe, but even that needs narrowing down. An American friend of mine says that the two coasts are relatively sensible and everyone in the states inbetween are utter fruitcakes.

Can you narrow that down a bit before we book the ticket?

Shitheap.

Mark 2 Volkswagen Polo.

Netflix were outputting a lot of low quality shit before AI got involved.

Americans still won’t want to visit anywhere else…

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

Can’t teach them facts about real things, but the UK still allows primary schools to be operated by the Church Of England.

But you already are

Won’t someone think of the shareholders and the poor management bonuses.

Poor things, they must be down to their last few millions by now.

Yeah, that’ll go down well with the populace I’ll bet. Cue rioting and fires.

And that’s a selling point??

Not in northern Europe you don’t, unless you want your salt diluted even more.