Its good that you are looking to plan as it can be very boring. You don’t really have any control over where you are buried so you most likely won’t wind up in a pet semetery or a defiled church. Even if you ask. The most important thing to do is to make sure you have a reason to come back and haunt people regardless of where you are buried.

So have lots of important unfinished business. It’s helpful if you have a mortal enemy, especially if they have stolen your lover or a child. Fracturing your soul and hiding pieces of it in various places is also useful, but has some practical limitations depending on how good you are with your hands or what your relationship with dark forces are like.

Overall your best bet might be to be betrayed by the person closest to you and have them to go on to fortune and fame using your ideas and resources while simultaneously tarnishing your memory by spreading scurrilous falsehoods. Others may have some useful suggestions as well.

Does dead inside count?

It’s really good, so get all the bad stuff out of the way while you’re alive because you can’t have them anymore later.

You can feel yourself rot. You have to eat brains to stop the pain.

Free WiFi

Chill.

No, really, all metaboloc function has ceased.

You can kiss your plans and ass goodbye.