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“J.A.R.V.I.S., don’t release the hoisting clamps until I say NOW!”
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This is a one-panel comic
Tony Stark is found dead in his private lab, crushed under his Iron Man suit. The police have launched an investigation. The chief inspector looks at the mess and says: THAT’S IRONY, MAN.

How is this irony?
It’s ironic that a super hero would be crushed by their armour instead of protected by it.
Don’t you think?
A little to ironic… I really do think
Like rain on your wedding day?
No, like writing a song called “ironic” and not listing anything that’s actually ironic in it.
Like… like… being late to work because you’re stuck in a traffic jam, but you’re also like a city planner or something?
[Verse 3]
A traffic jam when you’re already late
And you’re also like a city planner or something
I like it.
and isn’t it convoluted?
maybe just a little too convoluted…
It’s like raaaaain on your wedding day when you specifically chose a location that was not supposed to have rain
Like ten thousand spoons in your Chardonnay. 😉
so you really are
If that was the intention, there should have been some indication that the armor is empty.
there is an indication, it’s just not that clear. it took me a bit to understand.
Yeah the eyes are off, and the armour rack is empty and the computer says error, but I do actually agree that if not obvious.
That’s an armor rack? I would never have guessed that! It looks like a turret or something.
I think it is idk.
Like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
Iron Man is a superhero who saves people, so to see him failing at his job whilst he’s clearly been taken down by a shrink ray makes you wonder if he really saves people, or if they’re the one’s saving him. Yes
It may be the armor is iron-y as it’s completely made of iron, weighs a lot and crushes an innocent victim. And the fact that it was supposed to save life is the irony?
And punny








