I could preemptively forgive being lightninged to death, but not lies.

Aw beans

Nuh uh, force field!

Rude

Please try harder I’m not dead

mind trying again, I’m still alive and the horrors are never ending

D’oh not again!

The lightening in social media (including the memes) kills us all.

I only feel a slight tingle. Crank it up another 300%. Kill me, god damn it!

ow