The horse and the chicken were strolling on the farm when the horse fell into deep quicksand. The chicken drove over in the farmer’s new SUV and yanked him out. A week later, the chicken fell in. The horse said, “Just grab onto my manhood and I’ll pull you up.” The moral of the story? If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a Porsche to pick up chicks.
Appreciate the quick lesson, Prof. Kmartburrito. 😉
You bet!
I’ll leave you with this gem -
The horse and the chicken were strolling on the farm when the horse fell into deep quicksand. The chicken drove over in the farmer’s new SUV and yanked him out. A week later, the chicken fell in. The horse said, “Just grab onto my manhood and I’ll pull you up.” The moral of the story? If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a Porsche to pick up chicks.