
what they imply would happen
visiting nazis would be arrested by nice police officers
what would really happen
visiting nazis would apply in droves for ze glory de volksrepublik(kk)
the jokes write themselves
hitler particles exhibit a type of magnetism

Why didn’t they just demolish it like they do with serial killers’ houses?

The call is coming from inside the house situation
mein fuhrer, in order to direct your spirit to a new body ve have concentrated ze hitler particles! ven we arrest ze palestine protestors ve vill finally channel your indomitable spirit into zis dog 
humanity must erect a heap of dirt over the dark portal known as berlin and free us at last from the perfidious german
♫ …that wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her… ♫
Can we get some 100 year old ww2 pilot on a little airplane to 9ne last mission?
What a way to go!











