Bacon and eggs for me please. Miss Meow would like some tuna, served on a gold plate. Mr Woof has requested you give me extra so that he can have my leftovers.

Grilled vegetables (various) and tea please.

Got a hankering for a full English so I’ll take that with a good serve of black pudding, and freezing cold orange juice. Please and thank you!

Edit to add that I’ll swap the toast for a fried slice and a gag for my cardiologist who is weeping as I eat it all.

Welcome back. How is your constitution today?

Could I pls have a ham and cheese croissant with a lot of ham and cheese.

Welcome back chef! For you: 🧃, and I’ll get a whole thin crust pizza, don’t mind so much which toppings