Jealous of my roundness I see
Can’t even see your nose
I can still smell you, stinky!
I judge your lack of pic
Mods, ban this owl for some reason to complete the bit
Hello this is mods. Will get right on it
Thank God. Get a broom or something to shoo this airborne vermin out of my barn.
(Eventually I’ll cross the line of being actually offensive with my owl slurs but I’m confidently not there yet)
We are charlie kirk
Hell yes I have evaded criticism by being from a worse show
You just mad bc my nose is just a dainty lil brushstroke and you got this runny sniffling schnozz that always demands more of that magenta cocaine from Sarramiriza
damn i am a monster, am i?
This is who you are being mean to. Want to reconsider your actions?
oh god oh damn i’m so sorry
Do your worst
Well you’re already #1
Oh gosh oh golly don’t roast me oh no uwu
0/10 worst pfp I’ve seen in my life
eh it’s only the 3rd worst monkey head pfp I’ve ever seen.
Your pfp is good I enjoy yours you pass the vibe check
How could you not love this dog with a leaf in its mouth that isn’t my dog at all
Dog is outside but you are anti outside. This is unacceptable
Gotta go outside if you want the leaves inside
I always thought I was clever for using a GIF without a solid background
You are very clever
That’s Bob from Animal Crossing right? We were best pals in New Leaf
No they’re my best friend
BOB WORE MY SHIRTS!
Ayo
Bob, Eugene, Bella and I were gonna start a sick punk bands. I recreated my irl clothes as patterns and they aterted wearing Discharge and Antisect shirts. Bella lives in absolute squalor. I decided Rocco was a libertarian who was furious about my actions as mayor, mostly cause the inside of his house was a construction site
What if it’s a rotund piece of industrial equipment
Now thats hot
I was SO DISAPPOINTED that not only did I NOT RECOGNIZE the person I’ve only seen banned for ban evasion, but I missed out on knowing whether my pfp is sexy enough to turn them down for a date.
Your pfp is very hot we should go on a date
Sorry, I don’t date pigeons.
We can still be friends!
In the many years I’ve been on the funny bear site I have never had any inclination to hit on other users. This is
zone.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I wouldn’t be caught dead with an anime girl pfp
yeah me too
