The candid reviews of the new rules, which went into effect Monday, even included mockery from Sen. Susan Collins of Maine, who joked to reporters that she planned to “wear a bikini” on Tuesday.
The candid reviews of the new rules, which went into effect Monday, even included mockery from Sen. Susan Collins of Maine, who joked to reporters that she planned to “wear a bikini” on Tuesday.
Damn, I was hoping that quote was from Mitch McConnell.
When asked for comment Mitch said
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Aides rush over and pull mitch off stage
What if he wears a bikini?
I don’t wanna run the risk of going blind if I happen to catch the news that day.
I mean, I don’t think Susan Collins in a bikini would be all that pleasant to look at either. She’s not that pleasant to look at fully-clothed.
I’d rather stick my dick in a beehive.
I’d rather stare at the sun through a telescope
Fucking hell, way to perpetuate a society where women are valued only for their fuckability.