• casmael@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed

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      1 year ago

      As your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine ‘Extra Divine’

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        1 year ago

        All with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️