I was thinking crunchwrap, but wife said no. Male cat
Kato. Spoken like “caw-toe”.
Dean.
Don’t leave us hanging OP! What did you name the little guy?
We’ve settled on Mongolian Beef. Mongo for short. Fits his personality. He’s a goddamned terror.

Do you happen to have a donut as well?
Have you considered crunchwrap supreme?
I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.
Wait I just had a baller idea: Crunchy / Crunchy Supreme
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Sup and Sam work so well together tho!

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Newman.
Saying Hello Newman every time you come home would be a lot for fun
Exactly.
I’m thinking crunchwrap.
This is the answer. The internet has decided!
Achilles, because he looks like he is wearing one of those ancient Greek helmets.
Oreo
Tux
I was thinking Tux or Batman.
There’s some good ideas here for OP’s wife: https://www.wikihow.com/Black-and-White-Cat-Names
Fred. No reason. Giving off Fred vibes.
I was gonna say Fred but what about Ted?
Caspian. I had a cat named Caspian a long while back. He was solid black, but yours has an expression that reminds me of him. He was amazing.
A princely name
Gazpacho
Wadsworth, in honor of Tim Curry
Scruffy says he wants to be called Scruffy

Give crunchwrap extra pets for me.









