2 different versions of outlook that don’t work for some reason.
Fuck new outlook btw
It’s an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it’s yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even… so stupid)
And you can’t uninstall them.
Maybe that’s an Alien cock we don’t know
Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can’t seem to find the original artist :/
Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet…
“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”
Two outlook accounts and both aren’t working.
The Outlooks, they do nothing!
Don’t worry, we’ve already established that Outlook doesn’t work in space.
It’s not much of a surprise, since it doesn’t work on Earth either.
“Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working.”
How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?
In Microsoft Teams, no one can hear you scream.
Fun fact, that big gash is called Valles Marineris and it’s the deepest canyon in the solar system.
There’s probably nothing scary in there…
Edit: largest not deepest, this is what I get for staying up too late
The Mariana Trench seems to be deeper, 11000 m compared to 7000 m. But I’m not sure what’s the reference point on Mars for elevation. But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench
But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench
why not? is there some local anomaly that causes gravity not to work?
I wouldn’t consider this as falling, but i get your point, i don’t see why sinking shouldn’t also be falling
I should have specified: at least you won’t die from the impact
Air is not so different from water in the grand scheme of things, we’re just designed for and acclimated to air rather than water. So yeah, I think sinking is at best a subgenre of falling.
You’re right, thanks for the correction
It’s definitely the largest canyon, if I’m reading Wiki right. It’s over 4km long and 200 wide, compared to the Grand Canyon at 277km long and 29 wide
Wait a second…how do yoh decide it’s 4 long and 200 wide instead of 200 long and 4 wide?
You’re right thanks! Late night brain moment
Copilot
Elon Musk.
Okay here me out, are you really saying that you don’t want him to go to Mars?
I do. Or anywhere else really. Ideally hell. I mean even if hell did not exist, make one and then go to it. (Or I guess it would really be the other way around? 😜)
But you know, Musk fucking off to Mars is also okay with me. Better there then here anyway.
Men are from Mars. Elon Musk is not a man he is a pile of dung, he doesn’t belong there.
We can send him and all the other billionaires to Mars, but not enough fuel to come back.
Then turn off communications. Humanity saved.
Okay so what happens when they take all of Earth’s most precious resources with them when they leave… you know what, fuck it we ball, let’s roll out!
I would rather he stay here and burn on the planet he and other rich assholes have fucked up and we go to Mars and start over without those parasites.
signs written in comic sans
The CocaCola logo
Wherever you go coca cola’s already been
A portal to hell. Which just leads back to Earth.
I’d volunteer to be knee deep in hell.
Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.
Mars gusta
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Teams already takes 22 minutes to work… add the delay to that and you’ll be in an infinite loop of lost contact
