Awww. Those poor bosses. They might have to make some hard choices; kind of like the people they employ who may have to choose between food or rent.
I realize airline mechanics make half decent money, but still. No sympathy.
Now, a proverb a Russian I met early in my career told me: every man is the architect of their own hemhroids I swear the guy was the next Pushkin
I snore with my mouth open
The most offensive part is using the noun as plural when it’s meant to be singular, as in your example
Y’know, believe it or not, I get asked that a lot
I get your joke, but I’m going another way
Yeah, ok. Was wondering if it was a move, or the literal interpretation
Is that before or after the queef In a box?
I deal with tailings dikes at work - this was a cool read
I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion
I don’t know, but I hear that if he ever gets out of here he’s going to Katmandu
Yeah, but gravy is mid at best. Cheese curd is also just meh.
Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper
Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ
What’s ax handling? Captain Kirk double hand chop?
Whatever you do, don’t google male chicks. God the food industry is awful
This is EXACTLY what I hear.
If you need me I’ll be over in the corner stroking my lobes
Not all heroes wear capes