Amazing

What the fuck did I just read?

Look at my user name and post history. I repeat my comment. What the fuck.

I thought my brain rot had shriveled my brain to the size of a raisin, and yet Christians beat me handily.

Wow.

Have you seen my Lindsay graham ladybug post?

I looked at this for a second and saw a duck with a comb (like the fleshy part on top of a chickens’ head)

It’s God’s fault for giving me internet access

No, you just put your dick between the pages while you’re laying down on a trampoline and get your friends to bounce you

This is the reason those monks go blind

This, right here, is why I hated botany.

Thank you for your service 🫡

The thin bread line separates not only the hungry from the fed but the men from the boys too. It has a higher casualty rate than being a police officer.

So when I pay your mom for feet pics, she’s working and an unskilled labourer?

Its a classic now.

Also how am I that fucking old already.

Young Sarah Jessica Parker made me feel funny when I was just a trowel, not the mighty shovel you see before you.

5000 live cricket

Cattail fluff would do a fantastic job

You get the title

That’s not a water cruiser it’s clearly a scubaru

Imagine getting paid to finger blast cats for a living.

(I’m laughing at the two ways this could be read)

We get an 496 mm of rain a year, and recieved 250 mm+ in the past month in 3 big rainfall events.

Did your parents also beat you with jumper cables?

That was my post too lol

Man I almost forgot a bunch of racist shit wagons tried to do the Nazi torch rally thing but the best they could do were tikki torches. Lol. Lmao even.