TV software is fucking abysmal. Its laggy, full of bloat and as you point out, their wifi capabilities are shit. I even have the connection/speed issue right now with one of my older TVs.

Tetanus resistance lasts 10 years. Make sure you’re up to date, or you can die an agonizing death which they can do nothing about.

this could be you!

I know the song but I was thinking it was a Shane reference

Probably, but broadcast is way more effective

Brain no wrky at 5:35 am

Try introducing her as your roommate lol

Oh I’m with you, just the reasoning behind this meme is very ‘electroculture’ like thinking which is totally invalid.

The sink, like a civilized man

cries in pedologists

Cue the pasta about someone fapping on a bus or train

I don’t get the phone part

https://thetruepanopticon.bandcamp.com/track/kentucky

This whole album is about that. It’s totally fucked

Buy a Tesla and then die in a cyber truck fire would be my preferred option for them

No joke, I saw a ‘tariff free’ advertisement for GMC trucks today.

And just like the guard on a a meat grinding machine at a packing plant, the law doesn’t stop them from sucking in minors

Can I design the field trial?

What a WONDERFUL phrase

Very much this. At the same time, it’s clear from the article they wouldn’t let management manage issues so the Bay was cooked from the onset