(not actually the original title, for anyone wondering)

    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      Jurassic Park attendee: “We’re going to participate in spitting in the face of God, evolution and ethics by recreating, genetically manipulating and trapping giant carnivorous monstrosities without any consequences”

      consequences

      Attendee: “Well, this is some bullshit.”

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      Wouldn’t it be more like King Kong? When Monkey Attacks! Imagine a whole fleet of King’s Kongs. That would be monkey attack beach, monkey attack cliff, monkey attack pond. When 🐵 monkey’s attack you’ll see some shit fly.