The original was lightning in a bottle. You can’t remake/reboot it or make it into a series. This is only going to lose money; whomever insured its production is a moron.

The only thing I can say is…

I mean I’ll always love that movie, but it’s not like the writing or the general concept was so amazing. Three things made that movie great. Patrick Swayze. Keanu Reeves. And rubber presidential masks. That’s basically it.

Proof!

God has abandoned the physical creation, we shall now end up living in a whale…