a police officer who is one of the child’s parents has been taken into custody as the investigation continues
The fuckup who let a toddler get a hold of a loaded gun is a cop? 
No way to solve this other than metal detectors and only clear backpacks at the daycares now. Maybe arm the daycare staff too, just in case it isn’t a good toddler with a totally innocent firearm which never hurt nobody.
/sarcasm(obviously)The only way to stop a bad toddler with a gun, is a good toddler with a gun. The whole daycare should be armed.
Mutually assured destruction. A nuke for every toddler.
This will surely end the coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb debate
The parent taken into custody is a police officer from a neighboring jurisdiction, though the handgun was not a service weapon, he said.
“We have investigated ourselves and found that this is something that could have happened to anyone.”
American toddlers commit a handful of murders every year
But its the cutest murderers you’ve ever seen!
Wouldn’t it be negligent homicide? Idk if a toddler can premeditate
Take away the iPad and see what happens.
Seems like you can’t rule out they aren’t premeditated
maybe the toddler was protecting the other toddlers. the daycare, the breakfast buffet, your next custody hearing: it’s always a good idea to be strapped just in case shit pops off.
besides, if toddlers are with guns are outlawed, only outlaws will arm toddlers. and nobody wants that.
You think it was negligence, but actually putting a child in danger is the bare minimum required to pass IDF training
Knowing the pigs the gun was probably on the kitchen counter.
A toddler pulled out a loaded pistol Monday at a daycare in southeast Michigan and a police officer who is one of the child’s parents has been taken into custody as the investigation continues, officials said.
Burying the lede, it’s a cop’s kid
Including or not including toddler violence?
Reminds me of that Sasha Baron Cohen bit where he possess as a mossad agent and got some DC rep to do a video teaching toddlers how to shoot using a nursery rhyme.
