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Hard to go wrong with a classic Hitachi magic wand, regardless of your anatomy or preferences.
So they say, sadly my wife begs to differ.
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If you’re using the wired one, pick up a “Router Power Control” from the internet or a hardware store. It’s got a dial and gives you much, MUCH more control over the device’s power, from super light but deeeep rumbles to the standard HYPEREARTHQUAKE it normally does.
I have this setup and it’s great, but ended up with a wireless model anyway. The wireless one is only marginally less strong on high, but has a silicone head and is chill enough on the lower settings to get going.
I’d also recommend a We-Vibe Touch, as it’s small ultra quiet and incredibly powerful for the size. It’s my favorite smaller vibe.
Gotta go with the classic; the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Hardware store paint shaker. Go with the model that can do five gallon buckets.
I’ve found this one to be convenient:
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I’d love to see what could be vibe coded with that.
Start small. Find an old game controller with vibration mode. Take out the weighted motor, attach it to a battery, and tape it to your dominant hand for your first session.
A bullet is cheap to get you started, but a rabbit is the way to go imo
Honestly, as long as you get a toy that has buttplug.io support, basically anything will work
I can’t wait to see someone controlling their LLM via timed clenches. Thats the future I want to see.
The Pink Wave.
Physical therapy-level percussion massager direct to the jibblies.
Buttplug.io is a great project, I would recommend purchasing a compatible device to learn how the library interacts with hardware and if you are capable of reverse engineering, speak with the furry to see where your resources could be used and what hardware you could experiment with.
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