Take these my dude.

Which group of people will these make me blame for today’s woes?
Idk…Disney Adults?
Already hated them before becoming pilled.
You haven’t gotten every collectible pill yet, you’re missing at least 3 for the achievement
Now take them all at once and the next day you wake up stuck in Breezewood PA
pillhave you tried gas station boner pills yet?
have you tried mindfulness?
my mind is full of

hell yeah brother

I used to stare at the wall while I was taking a shit. That was pretty mindful
real
What you do is mash the red and blue pills together to get the secret purple pill
already a thing, took it while browsing r/PurplePillDebate and getting mad people were making it political
Have you given a thought to the idea that we are all nothing compared to the inevitable heat death of the universe
That’s the black pill.
Shark pill
Yes but have you tried
pill?Find someone with a cute dimple
I found them but they didn’t find me.
tfw no pink mitsubishis

I’m rawdogging life.
That’s the clear pill.














