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WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 28 days ago

I've taken every pill out there. The red pill, blue pill, black pill, 9/11 pill, shark pill, grill pill, gnome pill, dog pill ... I'm pilled out of my mind and I have NO hope for the future.

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I've taken every pill out there. The red pill, blue pill, black pill, 9/11 pill, shark pill, grill pill, gnome pill, dog pill ... I'm pilled out of my mind and I have NO hope for the future.

WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 28 days ago
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  • Noodles4dinner [none/use any]@hexbear.net
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    Take these my dude.

    • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Which group of people will these make me blame for today’s woes?

      • Noodles4dinner [none/use any]@hexbear.net
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        Idk…Disney Adults?

        • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          Already hated them before becoming pilled.

  • EmmiLime [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    You haven’t gotten every collectible pill yet, you’re missing at least 3 for the achievement

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Now take them all at once and the next day you wake up stuck in Breezewood PA

  • BuhbyeLittleGumshoe [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    egg-dog pill

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    have you tried gas station boner pills yet?

  • g_mer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    have you tried mindfulness?

    • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      my mind is full of beanis

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        hell yeah brother beanis

    • MeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I used to stare at the wall while I was taking a shit. That was pretty mindful

  • BountifulEggnog [it/its, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    real

  • Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    What you do is mash the red and blue pills together to get the secret purple pill

    • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      already a thing, took it while browsing r/PurplePillDebate and getting mad people were making it political

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    Have you given a thought to the idea that we are all nothing compared to the inevitable heat death of the universe

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      That’s the black pill.

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    Shark pill

    Yes but have you tried shrek pill?

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    Find someone with a cute dimple

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      I found them but they didn’t find me.

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    tfw no pink mitsubishis sadness

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    I’m rawdogging life.

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      That’s the clear pill.

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