• circuscritic@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Which is why all the most clever rapists carry defibs.

    If you EVER see a man carrying a defibrillator, 9 of 10 times, he’s a rapist.

    What’s worse, the extra super clever ones, ride around in ambulances with disguises to make them look like paramedics.

    Whenever I see a rapist mobile with flashing lights, I run them off the road.

    I’ve saved at least a dozen women already this year.

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      1 year ago

      To be fair there are rapist mobiles and they do have flashing lights, they just don’t say “Ambulance” on them.